Where the I Before the R Began

I think I will start signing my name phonetically. People just cannot get it right. Those two letters can be flipped to make the worst name ever put into the English language. Each year, when new classes begin, I await for the end of the role when the teacher reaches the w's and takes a shot at the seven letters. I blow it off and say, "Oh it's okay, people do it all the time!" But it is not okay. Kirsten Dunst can walk the streets with adoring fans yelling out her name, WITH the I before the R, and this girl right here has to blow it off before people think she is being her normal picky self. It matters people! Do not get me wrong, I love my name! I think it suits me. Kirsten Elizabeth. Pretty right?

I am most likely one of the only girls who will have two dads walking her down the aisle, and neither of them will be married to her mother.There's Jeffery and then there's David. I am Jeffery's daugter to the T.